Vintage Amis by Martin Amis (English) Paperback Book

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Martin Amis's brilliant wit and unique perceptions are fully displayed in an excerpt from his memoir, Experience; the "Horrorday" chapter from "London Fields"; three short stories; two essays; and, for the first time in book form, "Porno's Last Summer."

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A perfect introduction to one of the world's greatest modern writers who is equally at home in satirical novels and biting critical essays, wickedly funny short stories and intimate autobiography. "Amis throws off more provocative ideas and images in a single paragraph than most writers get into complete novels."—The Seattle Times Martin Amis is widely regarded as one of the most influential yet inimitable voices in contemporary fiction, a writer whose prose captures the warp-speed rush of modernity. Vintage Amis displays this versatility in an excerpt from the author's award-winning memoir, Experience; the "Horrorday" chapter from London Fields; a vignette from his novel Money; the stories "State of England," "Insight at Flam Lake," and "Coincidence of the Arts"; and the essays "Visiting Mrs. Nabokov," "Phantom of the Opera." Also included, for the first time in book form, the short story "Porno's Last Summer."

Author Biography

MARTIN AMIS is the author of 15 novels—among them Zone of Interest, London Fields, Time's Arrow, The Information, and Night Train—along with the memoir Experience, the novelized self-portrait Inside Story, two collections of stories, and seven nonfiction books. He died in 2023.

Excerpt from Book

STATE OF ENGLAND I. MOBILE PHONES Big Mal stood there on the running track in his crinkly linen suit, with a cigarette in one mitt and a mobile phone in the other. He also bore a wound, did the big man: a shocking laceration on the side of his face, earlobe to cheekbone. The worst thing about his wound was how recent it looked. It wasn''t bleeding. But it might have been seeping. He''d got his suit from Contemporary Male in Culver City, Los Angeles-five years ago. He''d got his wound from a medium-rise car park off Leicester Square, London-last night. Under high flat-bottomed clouds and a shrill blue sky Big Mal stood there on the running track. Not tall but built like a brick khazi: five feet nine in all directions . . . Mal felt he was in a classic situation: wife, child, other woman. It was mid-September. It was Sports Day. The running track he was strolling along would soon be pounded in earnest by his nine-year-old son, little Jet. Jet''s mother, Sheilagh, was on the clubhouse steps, fifty yards away, with the other mums. Mal could see her. She too wielded a cigarette and a mobile phone. They weren''t talking except on their mobile phones. He put the cigarette in his mouth and with big, white, cold, agitated fingers prodded out her number. " A! " he said. A tight sound, sharp pitched-the short "a," as in "Mal." It was a sound Mal made a lot: his general response to pain, to inadvertency, to terrestrial imperfection. He went " A! " this time because he had jammed his mobile into the wrong ear. The sore one: so swollen, so richly traumatized by the events of the night before. Then he said, "It''s me." "Yeah, I can see you." Sheilagh was moving away from the clump of mums, down the steps, toward him. He turned his back on her and said, "Where''s Jet?" "They come up on the bus. Christ, Mal, whatever have you done to yourself? The state of your face." Well that was nice to know: that his wound was visible from fifty yards. "Load of bollocks," he said, by way of explanation. And it was true in a sense. Mal was forty-eight years old, and you could say he''d made a pretty good living from his fists: his fists, his toe caps, his veering, butting brow. Last night''s spanking was by no means the worst he''d ever taken. But it was definitely the weirdest. "Hang about," he said, while he lit another cigarette. " A! " he added. Wrong ear again. "When''s the bus due?" "Have you had that looked at? You want to get that sorted." "It was dressed," said Mal carefully, "by a trained nurse." "Who''s that then? Miss India? What she call herself? Linzi . . ." "Oi. Not Linzi. Yvonne." The mention of this name (wearily yet powerfully stressed on the first syllable) would tell Sheilagh its own story. "Don''t tell me. You were out rucking with Fat Lol. Yeah. Well. If you''ve been with Fat Lol for thirty years . . ." Mal followed her line of reasoning. Been with Fat Lol for thirty years and you knew your first aid. You were a trained nurse whether you liked it or not. "Yvonne sorted it," he went on. "She cleaned it out and bunged some stuff on it." This was no less than the truth. That morning, over tea and toast, Yvonne had scalded his cheek with Fat Lol''s aftershave and then dressed it with a section of kitchen roll. But the section of kitchen roll had long since disappeared into the wound''s gurgling depths. It was like that film with the young Steve McQueen. Oh, yeah: The Blob . "Does it throb?" "Yeah," said Mal resignedly, "it throbs. Look. Let''s try and be civilized in front of the kid, okay? Come on now, She. We owe it to Jet. Right?" "Right." "Right. Now give me my fucking money." " Whoff fucking money?" "Whoff fucking money? My fucking money." She hung up and so, unsuccessfully (and murmuring, "Where are you mate?"), he tried Fat Lol-tried Fat Lol on his mobile. Moving in a broad arc, maintaining a fixed distance from his wife, Mal trudged along the track and then closed in on the far end of the clubhouse. The clubhouse with its black Tudor wood: maybe they had a bar in there. Mal hesitated, and even staggered; the coil, the spring in the person was winding down awful low. And here were all the other dads, on the steps round the side, with their mobiles. Delaying his approach, Mal tarried on the verge and tried Linzi on her mobile. Jet''s school, St. Anthony''s, was a smart one, or at least an expensive one. Mal it was who somehow met the startling fees. And showed up on days like today, as you had to do. He also wanted and expected his boy to perform well. During his earliest visits to the parent-teacher interface, Mal had been largely speechless with peer-group hypochondria: he kept thinking there was something terribly wrong with him. He wanted out of that peer group and into a different peer group with weaker opposition. Mal made She do all the talking, with her greater confidence and higher self-esteem-deriving, as their marriage counselor had once phrased it, from her "more advanced literacy skills." In truth, Mal''s writing left much to be desired, to put it mildly. Not what you''d call overly clever on the reading, neither. Either. Confronted, say, by a billboard or the instructions on a Band-Aid tin, his lips moved, tremulously, miming his difficulty. He spoke bad, too-he knew it. But all that prejudice against people such as himself was gone now. Or so they said. And maybe they were partly right. Mal could go to virtually any restaurant he liked, and sit there surrounded by all these types squawking and honking away, and pick up a tab as dear as an air ticket. He could go to this or that place. And yet nobody could guarantee that he would feel okay in this or that place. Nobody could guarantee that, ever. Big Mal, who grunted with a kind of assent when he saw a swung fist coming for his mouth, could nonetheless be laid out by the sight of a cocked pinkie. A! Always it was with him, every hour, like an illness, like a haunting. Go on then-stare. Go on then: laugh. Why else d''you think he''d loved the States so much? L.A., mate: working for Joseph Andrews . . . Mal felt he was a man in a classic situation. He had run away from home (five months ago) and moved in with a younger woman (Linzi), abandoning his wife (Sheilagh) and his child (little Jet). A classic situation is, by definition, a second-hand situation-third-hand, eleventh-hand. And more and more obviously so, as the aggregate climbed. Late at night, Mal sometimes found himself thinking, If Adam had left Eve, and run off with a younger woman-supposing he could find one-he''d have been stepping into the entirely unknown. Call Adam a cunt, but you couldn''t call him corny. Now all that was just routine: stock, stale, dead. And nowadays too there was this other level of known ground. You''d picked up some information from all the studies and the stats: and there you were on TV every night, in the soaps and the sitcoms, generally being played for laughs. One out of two did it: left home. Of course, not leaving home was corny, too, but nobody ever went on about that. And Adam, by sticking around, remained in the entirely unknown. He sensed he was a cliche-and sensed further that he''d even fucked that up. Let''s think. He ran away from home and moved in with a younger woman . Ran away? Linzi only lived across the street. Moved in? He was at a bed-and-breakfast in King''s Cross. A younger woman? Mal was getting surer and surer that Linzi was, in fact, an older woman. One afternoon, while she was enjoying a drugged nap, Mal had come across her passport. Linzi''s date of birth was given as "25 Aug. 19 . . ." The last two digits had been scratched out, with a fingernail. Under the angle lamp you could still see a dot of nail polish-the same vampiric crimson she often used. Opposite, staring at him, was Linzi''s face: delusions of grandeur in a Woolworth photo booth. All he knew for certain was that Linzi had been born this century. A! Wrong ear again. But he wanted the wrong ear, this time. For now he was about to join the dads-the peer group; and Mal''s mobile would help conceal his wound. Mobiles meant social mobility. With a mobile riding on your jaw you could enter the arena enclosed in your own concerns, your own preoccupation, your own business. "Cheers, lads," he said, with a wave, and then frowned into his phone. He''d called Linzi, and was therefore saying things like "Did you, babes? . . . Have a cup of tea and a Nurofen . . . Go back to bed. With them brochures . . . They the Curvilinear or the Crescent? . . . Are you, darling?" Hunched over his mobile, his knees bent, Mal looked like a man awaiting his moment in the shot put. He was doing what all the other dads were doing, which was putting in an appearance. Presenting an appearance to one another and to the world. And what did Mal''s appearance say? With fights and fighting, this was ancient knowledge. When you received a wound, you didn''t just have to take it, sustain it. You didn''t just have to bear it. You also had to wear it, for all to see, until it healed. Nodding, winking, grasping an arm or patting a shoulder here and there, he moved among them. Blazers, shell suits, jeans and open shirts, even the odd dhoti or kaftan or whatever you like to call them. The dads: half of them weren''t even English-thus falling at the first hurdle, socially. Or so Mal might once have thought. "Manjeet, mate," he was saying, "Mikio. Nusrat!" Socially, these days, even the Pakkis could put the win

Details ISBN1400033993 Author Martin Amis Short Title VINTAGE AMIS Series Vintage Readers Language English ISBN-10 1400033993 ISBN-13 9781400033997 Media Book Format Paperback Year 2004 Residence London, ENK Birth 1949 Pages 208 DOI 10.1604/9781400033997 Country of Publication United States AU Release Date 2004-01-06 NZ Release Date 2004-01-06 US Release Date 2004-01-06 UK Release Date 2004-01-06 Place of Publication New York Publisher Random House USA Inc Publication Date 2004-01-06 Imprint Vintage Books DEWEY 823.914 Audience General We've got this

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