Bees Make Honey and Butterflies Make Jam by John Offord
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Format Paperback
Condition Brand New
Description A hilarious collection of short stories from a town whose name nobody remembers to a professor specialising in Wellington Boots, and from overconfident spaceship pilots to a heaven for mice.
Publisher Description
A hilarious collection of short stories from a town whose name nobody remembers to a professor specialising in Wellington Boots, and from overconfident spaceship pilots to a heaven for mice. John Offord's book will leave you gasping for air and wanting more. No princesses were harmed in the production of this book except on page 13. A collection of funny, wicked, modern fairy tales, full of princesses, aliens, church mice, buttonholes, frogs, the W.I., and lots of playful mischief - Tom Wells. I laughed so much I spat out my tea - Samantha Drummond-Hay.
Author Biography
When not writing, John Offord is a political campaigner. Firstly, to adopt the tried and successful jury system for selection of the cabinet, so 12 citizens chosen at random would replace the present cabinet, currently chosen by a tried and unsuccessful system.Secondly, to get Robert Louis Stevenson recognised as the founder of the EU. RLS is remembered for famously crossing Europe with a donkey.John's proudest achievement was winning a prize in the prestigious Sunday Times Chess Competition. The problem posed was: "White appears to be in a commanding position but black has a surprising killer move. Can you see it?" John gave the correct answer which was "No" and after some correspondence he was given the prize.
Details ISBN 1398416304 ISBN-13 9781398416307 Title Bees Make Honey and Butterflies Make Jam Author John Offord Format Paperback Year 2022 Pages 36 Publisher Austin Macauley Publishers GE_Item_ID:135473362; About Us
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